* The Germans certainly have good cars... but that doesn't necessarily mean that they're good drivers.
* Unless you don't want to watch porn, don't watch TV past 11 PM.
* You will see "American Styled" Cookies at almost every supermarket. I never knew that America had its own cookie.
* Never say "French Fries". It's "Pommes Frites" (Pronounced like "pom free"). Yes, the Germans stole that word from the French.
* Extremely large and elaborate castles and churches are just part of the scenery. If you've seen one in a town, you've seen them all.
* Do not buy a "I'm not a tourist - I LIVE here!" T-shirt. Just... don't.
* Humidity does not exist in Germany.
* Highly recommended foods include: Spaghetti Eis, Maultaschen, and Döner.
* Of course, you could always try the bazillion different sausages and cheeses instead.
* There are a lot of hot guys in Germany. I am not kidding. e.e

- Asparagus is WHITE, not green!
- If you can't ride a bike, you're screwed
- If you can't read military time, you're screwed
- If you can't speak German, you're NOT screwed, because practically everyone can speak English to some degree.
- Euros are NOT play money.
- 3rd graders swear like sailors. In German and English.
- If you go out to eat, you'll probably stay at wherever you're eating for at least 30 mins longer than intended.
- Speaking of food, you will be force-fed more than you would prefer. Or be offered multiple snacks in-between meals.
- It's FOOTBALL, not soccer!
- Incidentally, Germany actually has soc- I mean, football teams. You will be asked what your favorite football team is. I still don't know any teams.
- Ice does not exist. Learn to accept it.
- Beer is a necessity. (I like it, actually. And no, I'm not drinking illegally. The drinking age in Germany is 16. )
- E-mail are hard to write in Germany, because there is no "@" sign on their keyboards.
- There are no German songs on the radio. All songs are in English.
- The sun doesn't set until past 10 PM, and it rises at 5 AM in the summer. Don't rely on the sky to determine the time.
- McDonalds is hella nicer in Germany.
- Actually, Germany is overall hella nicer than America. I should plan to live here...

More to come soon!